Here’s an update of what has been going on here
-I also got to work in Obstetrics, considering that at the clinic the two are in the same place. This, I actually don’t mind doing. Despite the fact that the doctor doesn’t need us, we do actually get to do something helpful. Most of the pregnant women, basically all of them really, do not get examined by the doctor, they get examined by us. Lauren takes the height and weight, I translate to the doctor, she writes. I take the blood pressure. Together, Lauren and I take turns feeling the stomach, measuring the length of the baby, finding the position of the head and spine, and listening to the heart. We just tell the doctor what we measured, she writes, and the patient leaves. Never would I be allowed to do that in the United States.
-Obstetrics is actually my favorite place to work. The doctor calls me princesa and when I told her I had to rotate for the week, she pouted and said no don’t leave. I left for one day and just came back. We also listen to music when we work. I have found that it’s a rather interesting mix that changes day by day from Daddy Yankee to Madonna, and no, I’m not complaining.
-Women in Spain don’t take the birth control pill for the most part. They get busy in the house and forget, and then you end up with an over populated and ever growing group below the poverty line. I was lucky enough, if you want to use that word, to watch one form of annual birth control be pulled out of a woman with pliers. Considering the fact that I didn’t know what the doctor was planning on doing to begin with, the pliers freaked me out a little, and Ill give that experience a ranking of I never want to see it again. Today however, a woman came for the more common shot that last three months. Lauren and I gave the shots ourselves, without the doctors supervision. What made this particular patient amusing was the doctor explaining to me what the patient was here for. Here’s what she said: “Ella quiere el contraceptivo. Durante las fiestas, los peruanos hacen las bebes” She proceeded to laugh really hard, I couldn’t tell Lauren what that meant because I was laughing at the fact that she said that in front of the patient, and to add to it, the patient responded with. “Si, bebemos mucho alcohol y por eso… “ And she started laughing too. English translation: “She wants birth control. During the fiestas, the Peruvians make babies. “ The patient said” Yea, we drink a lot of alcohol and so….” Anyway, I love working there.
-The only other interesting thing that’s really happened thus far is the trivia night we go to at one of the local restaurants. Its in English, for the tourists, and you have 5 categories and you answer the questions and whoever gets the most right gets a bottle of wine. We won last week. Probably the best part thus far is that we get to pick team names which we tend to make amusing. First we were Victorious Secret. We won with “You wanna masaje?” Which is funny because you cant walk through the plaza without being harassed by Peruvians offering massages in horribly accented English. I think maybe next week were going to be Wanna see my George Bush? Its kind of fun, and I mean who doesn’t like winning.